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The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at playing casino games. The President of the United States decides to give them a test. He gets together at crack team of scientists at the FDA and the CDC to teach a monkey how to play slots. They let the monkey play casino games all day long for several days and each one of the respective officers from the different agencies has to go up against the monkey playing casino games and beat it.

The CIA goes in and studies casino games. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that monkeys who play casino games do not exist.

The FBI goes in and likewise study casino games. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the monkey, and they make no apologies. The monkey had it coming.

The LAPD goes in and they too, study casino games. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten wild horse. The horse is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a monkey!

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